Harleys and Titties

from You Don't Know Jack by Marty Hopkins

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Harleys and Titties


If I ever win the big one I know just what I'll buy
I'm gonna make her happy and jealous other guys
I'll wrap it all up, put a big bow on it
I'll make her close her eyes and sit her up on it

I'll be the luckiest man in this whole damn city
I'm gonna get a Harley and buy her new titties

I'm gonna get a leather jacket and get her one too
It'll be low in the front so you can get a good view
I'm gonna have "mine" sewn on one
I'm gonna have "mine too" on the other one

I'll be the luckiest man in this whole damn city
I'm gonna get a Harley and buy her new titties

Yeah so wouldn't you know dreams come true
We won the lottery I got her new boobs
Got back from the city with the new bike
I said climb up on it honey, see how you like

I'm the luckiest guy in this whole damn city
I got the Harley, she got her new titties

I drove by a local bar with the boys a gawkin'
Sittin' high on the hog with her double d knockers
We took another spin so they could get a good look
I got two thumbs up from Louie the cook

I'm the luckiest man in this whole damn city
I got my Harley, she got her new titties

I came home last night and the bike was gone
I checked the bank account there was none
I found a note on the fridge addressed to me
It said I got a new boy toy I'm off to Waikiki

I'm the stupidest man in this whole damn city
She said thanks for the mammaries, I love my new titties!

We're on the highway
We're on the highway
We're on the highway
We're on the highway

I'm off to Waikiki baby

Aloha

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from You Don't Know Jack, released November 14, 2022
Featuring Serena Pryne.

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Marty Hopkins is a Canadian based singer-songwriter who writes about what he knows. His songs range from humorous satire to social commentary. You will be entertained.

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