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You Don't Know Jack

by Marty Hopkins

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1.
Drinkin Man Blues When I get to thinking I'm thinking 'bout drinking I'm drinking cause I'm thinking 'bout you When I was drinking I could care less what you were thinking My drinking is what drove you away I got them thinkin 'bout drinkin man blues Well I got em from thinkin 'bout you I got them thinkin 'bout drinkin man blues Well I got em from thinkin 'bout you Well I had me a woman Who loved me strong I threw it all away Well I got the shakes trying to get rid of the bottle But I can't shake these feelings of you I got them thinkin 'bout drinkin man blues Well I got em from thinkin 'bout you I got them thinkin 'bout drinkin man blues Well I got em from thinkin 'bout you You said when you left me the bottle would kill me Now I'm dying here without you And if I called you and told you I was sober Would you ever, would you ever come home I got them thinkin 'bout drinkin man blues Well I got em from thinkin 'bout you I got them thinkin 'bout drinkin man blues Well I got em from thinkin 'bout you I got them thinkin 'bout drinkin man blues Well I got em from thinkin 'bout you
2.
If it ain't Broke If it ain't broke don't fix it If it's love don't overthink it If you want it go out and get it If it ain't broke baby don't fix it If you fail at least you tried If you don't you'll regret it 'til the day that you die And if it's meant to be Then it'll be And it is what it is and it ain't what it ain't If your love is broken you can't fix it with paint You gotta build your love with a strong foundation If it's shaky ground then it's just infatuation If it ain't broke don't fix it If it's love don't overthink it If you want it go out and get it If it ain't broke baby don't fix it And it is what it is and it ain't what it ain't If your love is broken you can't fix it with paint You gotta build your love with a strong foundation If it's shaky ground then it's just infatuation If it ain't broke don't fix it If it's love don't overthink it If you want it go out and get it If it ain't broke baby don't fix it If it ain't broke for God's sakes Then baby don't fix it
3.
Gone but not Forgotten He had his own cue Was a bit of a shark His time on earth Was cut way too short And I still sleep In his red plaid shirt Yeah the scent's long gone Damn it broke my heart And you're gone but not forgotten And I think of you so often And I know we'll meet again On the steps to the gates of Heaven She wore work boots With her usherette dress I tried to make her laugh She was not impressed She had a stubborn streak And a loyal heart And when she held you You were safe in her arms And he held my hand Walked me to the corner Yeah that's Momma said Look after your brother And in his final days I held his hand Said it's ok to go To that promised land But you're gone but not forgotten And I think of you so often And I know we'll meet again On the steps to the gates of Heaven Her windows are dark But the cross burns bright While the music plays On through the night Her pictures still hang On my walls And when the phone rings I still think it's her callin' He taught me to ride With a gentle heart I felt him let go But our bond would still hold Now I hope he can feel The warm breeze though his hair The sun on his skin With miles to spare And you're gone but not forgotten And I think of you so often And I know we'll meet again On the steps to the gates of Heaven And you're gone but not forgotten And I think of you so often And I know we'll meet again On the steps to the gates of Heaven On the steps to the gates of Heaven
4.
You Don't Know Jack Well, I like me some bourbon and I like me some gin In the summer there's vodka with a lime thrown in But when the days get shorter, night's get cold There's a few things in life I like to hold A woman I love and a good cigar A bottle of Jack and my Gibson guitar Sittin' out by the fire with my old metal flask If you don't like whiskey, you don't know Jack And I dream of the islands in the winter time Hangin' out on the beach with some good friends of mine Havana Daydreamin' on the radio The wind is howling and there's two feet of snow But when the days get shorter, night's get cold There's a few things in life I like to hold A woman I love and a good cigar A bottle of Jack and my Gibson guitar Sittin' out by the fire with my old metal flask If you don't like whiskey, you don't know Jack Well I long for warm breezes on a lazy afternoon A dip in the ocean and a Jimmy Buffett tune But I'm sitting on a lake that's frozen in time Whiskey warms my heart, like liquid sunshine Yeah when the days get shorter, the night's get cold There's a few things in life I like to hold A woman I love and a good cigar A bottle of Jack and my Gibson guitar Sittin' out by the fire with my old metal flask If you don't like whiskey, you don't know Jack
5.
Legal Weed 04:16
Legal Weed Legal Weed, oh legal weed It's growing in my backyard like a tree What used to be a felony is now considered good for me I can't stop smokin all that legal weed Legal weed and government greed Takin money from the dealer on the street So easy now to get it, one click and they FedEx it You never have to leave home to get high Legal weed cures all your ills It's better than your doc's prescription pills There's gummy bears with thc, bath oils with cbd Adios to all your aches and pains Legal weed it can't be wrong Ask Snoop Dog, Willie or Cheech and Chong Possession charge is now a joke, I do believe I'll have a toke Roll me up and smoke me when I'm gone Illegal weed is much more fun Hidin it from daddy and from mom But now they're smoking just like us They're riding on that magic bus Trippin down hwy 420 • Legal weed, it's better than booze You don't want to fight you just want to snooze My dealer's now an herbalist I'm gettin high not gettin pissed My liver thanks me every single day Legal weed makes me feel great But I never counted on gainin this much weight I put on 30 lbs eatin pizza and Doritos I'm biggie sizing and eating Mickey Ds Legal weed it's not just for kids Grandma's got some brownies in the fridge And Grandpa's smokin ganja, wacky weed is his new mantra Stereo is blastin Grateful Dead Illegal weed was much more fun Hidin it from daddy and from mom Now they're smoking just like us They're riding on that magic bus Trippin down hwy 420 Legal weed, oh legal weed It's growing in my backyard like a tree What used to be a felony is now considered good for me I can't stop smokin all that legal weed Legal weed, oh legal weed It's growing in my backyard like a tree What used to be a felony is now considered good for me I can't stop smokin all that legal weed
6.
The Pool 04:03
The Pool Skimming on the surface So I don't stop and sink Into the depths Where I lose myself again Trying to keep my head Above the rising water Cause drowning right now Might just do me in Well you know I ain't no liar And you know you ain't no fool Well I'm begging for more time before bathing In that pool I know it's gonna happen Hell I wish you'd know that too Tuesday's woman was artless Friday's man so true Dancing on the surface Has more pros than cons Stoke a burning fire, hell More fodder for a song Well you know I ain't no liar And you know you ain't no fool Well I'm begging for more time before bathing In that pool Well you know I ain't no liar And you know you ain't no fool Well I'm begging for more time before Bathing in that pool Well you know I ain't no liar And you know you ain't no fool Well I'm begging for more time before bathing In that pool
7.
Home is Where the Heartache Lives I don't know where or why she roams It's half past 3 she ain't home I'm sittin' here all alone Cause home is where the heartache is Trust is gone nobody gives A damn about the marriage or the kids Well I hear the door when she comes in She stumbles through the kitchen I smell the cheap perfume, the smoke and gin Mascara's running under her eyes Lipstick's smeared she starts to cry I'm sick of hearing all her cheating lies Cause you know home is where the heartache is Trust is gone nobody gives A damn about the marriage or the kids She used to be the only one Now she's out with everyone I keep wondering when it all went south Cause home is where the heartache lies You lose the trust and then it dies Ain't nothin' left but goodbyes Cause home is where the heartache lives The trust is gone nobody gives A damn about the marriage or the kids
8.
Mixed Drinks about my Feelings And I got mixed drinks about my feelings I got a bar down the street where I can go And they always ask me how I'm doin' But they don't really want to know (and I like it that way) You see I got home from work tonight And she asked me about last night's fight And she asked me about the things she'd said And in my mind I just wish I was dead So I just said what I thought she wanted to hear Yeah you were right, I was wrong, I love you dear Then she asked what I was agreeing to And I just stared 'cause I didn't have a fuckin' clue And I got mixed drinks about my feelings I got a bar down the street where I can go And they always ask me how I'm doin' But they don't really want to know (and I love it that way) • And I got outta that house and I went down to the bar It's one place I can go that ain't very far And Jimmy says how's the wife? and I said happy wife, happy life But that ain't necessarily true And I just wish I could figure out just what she means She says one thing, then another and I'm in between And they say married men live longer but I just think it seems that way Well I'm counting down the hours until I pass away And I got mixed drinks about my feelings I got a bar down the street where I can go And they always ask me how I'm doin' But they don't really want to know (and I love it that way)
9.
The Last Train Well I was almost caught in the spring of '63 But I dodged a bullet that was clearly meant for me And she was fast but I was faster She through that lasso but I slipped right past her Hopped that rattler on the way to Tennessee And I was almost caught in the spring of '63 Well I was almost caught in the fall of '75 And I threw that dice but it came up snake eyes And lady luck she was smilin' at me Like the cat that ate that damn canary But that boxcar got me out alive And I was almost caught in the fall of '75 And there ain't no woman gonna tie me down I'll end up six feet in the ground Try as they might they might give it a shot But there ain't no woman gonna get me caught Well I was almost caught in the winter of '84 Well I dropped that four piece suit to the floor And she was lookin' to hold me for 20 on the river Jack rabbit parole I'd never out live her And I flipped that tank car but I coulda swore And I was almost caught in the winter of '84 Well I was almost caught in the summer of '96 Blood stains on my duster from bein' pussy whipped And hasher thought she had me on the right track Well I hauled that 6 string onto my back Mule bent that rail and realigned that switch And I was almost caught in the summer of '96 And there ain't no woman gonna tie me down I'll end up six feet in the ground Try as they might they might give it a shot But there ain't no woman gonna get me caught And there ain't no woman gonna tie me down Ain't no woman gonna have me bound When you hear that lonesome train Ride away and break those chains
10.
Woodstock We're heading down Hwy 65 It's 1969 She's looking so pretty there by my side The blue in her peasant dress matches her eyes We've both got Woodstock on our minds We've both got Woodstock on our minds The smell of patchouli fills the air As she brushes her long black hair She looks at me and gives me the sign Peace and love sure looks fine We've both got Woodstock on our minds We've both got Woodstock on our minds My 3-speed beetle it plugs along She's singing that Jefferson Airplane song Just ask Alice when she's 10 ft tall The one's that mother give you don't do anything at all We've both got Woodstock on our minds We've both got Woodstock on our minds He's smiling at me now without a care Sunlight fills our car loves lives everywhere His hand in mind we drive the miles Down country roads past fields of flowers We've both got Woodstock on our minds We've both got Woodstock on our minds Heavens open up rain's pouring down We're over half a million strong Mud and music feed our souls The Earth absorbs our peace and our hope We've both got Woodstock on our minds We've both got Woodstock on our minds We've both got Woodstock on our minds We've both got Woodstock on our minds
11.
Pray to the Bottle And whiskey won't save me And God won't drink with me So I curse His name in vain And I pray to the bottle And I know that I outta But I can't get over that pain And if Jesus would drink with me Life would be fine I'd have a friend Turning water into wine But whiskey won't save me And God won't drink with me So I curse His name in vain And I'm sitting at the altar of this lonely bar And the bartender looks like Jesus from afar And I'm down on my knees and I'm begging him please Don't let this well run dry And if Jesus would drink with me Life would be fine I'd have a friend Turning water into wine But whiskey won't save me And God won't drink with me So I curse His name in vain So I drink to the Father And I drink to the Son And I drink to the spirits But not the Holy ones I confess I'm a sinner God knows I'm no winner And I'm hoping for Heaven not Hell But if Jesus would drink with me Life would be fine I'd have a friend Turning water into wine But whiskey won't save me And God won't drink with me So I curse His name in vain And I pray to the bottle And I know that I outta But I can't get over this pain No I can't get over this pain
12.
Cocaine Shane Cocaine Shane Cocaine Shane He don't look too bright But man he's gotta lotta brains They want him up in Princeton They want him down in Yale He'll probably go to Harvard If he doesn't end up in jail Cocaine Shane Cocaine Shane He don't look too bright But man he's gotta lotta brains He started selling pot in the high school parking lot But Charlie said one day, man, is that all you got I want something stronger that'll last a little longer Fernando said I've got an uncle in Tijuana Cocaine Shane Cocaine Shane He don't look too bright But man he's gotta lotta brains They want him up in Princeton They want him down in Yale He'll probably go to Harvard If he doesn't end up in jail Cocaine Shane Cocaine Shane He don't look too bright But man he's gotta lotta brains • Cocaine Shane Cocaine Shane He don't look too bright But man he's gotta lotta brains And he's the captain of the team and to everyone it seems He's the all Canadian boy with those all American dreams He placed himself an order it came over the border Scoosh picked it up and Cal began to sort it But the cops were on their tail Put a tracer on that mail And now them boys are sittin in that Thorold South jail Cocaine Shane Cocaine Shane He don't look too bright But man he's gotta lotta brains They don't him up in Princeton They don't want him down at Yale And Harvard won't take him Cause he's rottin in jail Cocaine Shane Cocaine Shane He don't look too bright I guess he ain't
13.
Harleys and Titties If I ever win the big one I know just what I'll buy I'm gonna make her happy and jealous other guys I'll wrap it all up, put a big bow on it I'll make her close her eyes and sit her up on it I'll be the luckiest man in this whole damn city I'm gonna get a Harley and buy her new titties I'm gonna get a leather jacket and get her one too It'll be low in the front so you can get a good view I'm gonna have "mine" sewn on one I'm gonna have "mine too" on the other one I'll be the luckiest man in this whole damn city I'm gonna get a Harley and buy her new titties Yeah so wouldn't you know dreams come true We won the lottery I got her new boobs Got back from the city with the new bike I said climb up on it honey, see how you like I'm the luckiest guy in this whole damn city I got the Harley, she got her new titties I drove by a local bar with the boys a gawkin' Sittin' high on the hog with her double d knockers We took another spin so they could get a good look I got two thumbs up from Louie the cook I'm the luckiest man in this whole damn city I got my Harley, she got her new titties I came home last night and the bike was gone I checked the bank account there was none I found a note on the fridge addressed to me It said I got a new boy toy I'm off to Waikiki I'm the stupidest man in this whole damn city She said thanks for the mammaries, I love my new titties! We're on the highway We're on the highway We're on the highway We're on the highway I'm off to Waikiki baby Aloha

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released November 14, 2022

All songs by Marty Hopkins and Kym McKee

Produced, recorded and mixed by Steve Goldberger
@ The Shed Studio, Niagara-On-The-Lake, Canada.

• Marty Hopkins - vocals, acoustic guitar and tin whistle
• Steve Goldberger - bass, baritone guitar, ukelele, mandolin, piano, organ, dulcimer, xylophone, percussion, backing vocals
• Andrew Aldridge - guitar
• Jim Gay - sax
• Mike Glatt - guitar
• Mark Hagarty - drums (Legal Weed)
• Riley Himmrich - pedal steel, mandolin, fiddle
• Dave Matthews - banjo
• Dave Norris - drums
• Joel Parisien - piano, organ
• Serena Pryne - vocals
• Dave Tufford - guitar, accordion

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Marty Hopkins St. Catharines, Ontario

Marty Hopkins is a Canadian based singer-songwriter who writes about what he knows. His songs range from humorous satire to social commentary. You will be entertained.

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