Tales of the Twelve

by Marty Hopkins

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1.
The Hole 03:27
The Hole We're lookin at the hole in the middle of the street We're lookin at the hole in the middle of the street We're lookin at the hole in the middle of the street We're 11 city workers on 22 feet One guys a workin in the mud and the muck One guys a workin in the mud and the muck One guys a workin in the mud and the muck There's 36 wheels on 9 city trucks There's one bulldozer and one back hoe There's one bulldozer and one back hoe There's one bulldozer and one back hoe One sign says stop and the other says slow... We're lookin at the hole in the middle of the street We're lookin at the hole in the middle of the street We're lookin at the hole in the middle of the street We're 11 city workers on 22 feet There's one guy workin and 10 guys watch There's one guy workin and 10 guys watch There's one guy workin and 10 guys watch There re standing and smokin and havin a talk People are honkin and havin a fit People are honkin and havin a fit People are honkin and havin a fit We're 11 city worker and we don't give a Shift change comes and it's time to go Shift change comes and it's time to go Shift change comes and it's time to go One sign says stop and the other says slow..
2.
The Lovely ladies of the Legion The lovely ladies of the Legion Nursing their Saturday night beer Waiting for their favorite songs The ones they love to hear Wanda loves Sweet Caroline Claudette loves to dance They both get up for Mustang Sally They never miss the chance And the 50/50 draw's got $100 You need a ticket to win Fish & Chips on Friday night And Big Dave's got food poisoning again And there's pork rinds at the bar Pickled eggs stare at you from a jar Karen shouts out "last call ... for alcohol" And Norma leads the lovely ladies around that old dance floor Velma walks 500 miles Starr walks 500 more And it's time to play the Anthem And everybody sings We honor our brave soldiers And the freedom that it brings And Jimmy sits drunk at the bar The pickled eggs are staring back at him from a jar Karen shouts out "last call ... for alcohol" • There's Jimmy sitting drunk at the bar The pickled eggs are talkin to him and starin at him from a jar Karen shouts out "last call ... for alcohol" And Cindy makes sure the band gets paid The tables are all cleared The lovely ladies of the Legion leave We'll meet you next week here The lovely ladies of the Legion leave We'll meet you next week here
3.
Legal Weed 04:16
Legal Weed Legal Weed, oh legal weed It's growing in my backyard like a tree What used to be a felony is now considered good for me I can't stop smokin all that legal weed Legal weed and government greed Takin money from the dealer on the street So easy now to get it, one click and they FedEx it You never have to leave home to get high Legal weed cures all your ills It's better than your doc's prescription pills There's gummy bears with thc, bath oils with cbd Adios to all your aches and pains Legal weed it can't be wrong Ask Snoop Dog, Willie or Cheech and Chong Possession charge is now a joke, I do believe I'll have a toke Roll me up and smoke me when I'm gone Illegal weed is much more fun Hidin it from daddy and from mom But now they're smoking just like us They're riding on that magic bus Trippin down hwy 420 • Legal weed, it's better than booze You don't want to fight you just want to snooze My dealer's now an herbalist I'm gettin high not gettin pissed My liver thanks me every single day Legal weed makes me feel great But I never counted on gainin this much weight I put on 30 lbs eatin pizza and Doritos I'm biggie sizing and eating Mickey Ds Legal weed it's not just for kids Grandma's got some brownies in the fridge And Grandpa's smokin ganja, wacky weed is his new mantra Stereo is blastin Grateful Dead Illegal weed was much more fun Hidin it from daddy and from mom Now they're smoking just like us They're riding on that magic bus Trippin down hwy 420 Legal weed, oh legal weed It's growing in my backyard like a tree What used to be a felony is now considered good for me I can't stop smokin all that legal weed Legal weed, oh legal weed It's growing in my backyard like a tree What used to be a felony is now considered good for me I can't stop smokin all that legal weed
4.
Play Green Green Grass of Home Play Green Green Grass of Home Or you'll live to regret it He had death in his eyes And he knew I knew that he meant it "This old home town looks the same As I step down from the train" It seemed to calm him down But I was shakin just the same What makes a man wanna hurt another man Was it something in his past that he don't understand What makes a man wanna kill another man To take his life and hold it in his hands And when the night was over And we were packing up our gear We found him in the alley Holdin a broken bottle of beer And he was cuttin up some kid Who had come to see us play And as we pulled him off I remembered what he said Play Green Green Grass of Home Or you'll live to regret it He had death in his eyes And he knew I knew that he meant it What makes a man wanna hurt another man Was it something in his past that he don't understand What makes a man wanna kill another man To take his life and hold it in his hand "This old home town looks the same as I step down from the train"
5.
Border Town 03:39
Border Town by Martin Hopkins (G) I was(D) born in a (C)border town (G) I still(D) live in this (C)border town (G) I play (D)music in this (C)border town I got (D)friends in the USA (G) We’d go to Lafayette taproom Cross the bridge they call Peace But there’s a lineup at customs now Where’s your passport please Chorus And(C) we’d go over the (G)river (C)Under the (G)influence Of (C)cheap beer, cheap (D)gas and cheap(Em) women And we’d bring em all(C) back (D)And sometimes marry them(G) too. We’d go cruising up and down Ferry St. In Niagara Falls New York Working on our pick up,lines And drinking Genny in the bars 911 was a tragedy That you just can’t describe Lot of people pointing fingers On either side We ain’t close like we used to be That bridge is now a wall They got homeland security Suspicion on us all Chorus Verse 1
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Can’t Grow it Here by Martin Hopkins Chorus (D)No we can’t Grow it(F) here no(C) more (D) (D)Like my Daddy and(F) his daddy(C) before(D) (D)No they don’t give a(F) damn about the(C) farmer or his(Bm) land No we(D) can’t Grow it (F)here no(C) more(D) We’re rippin out the peaches and pear trees Cause they closed down the canneries They bailed out the cars but they don’t like their fruits in jars And a part of our history dies And they talk about the new wineries And they’re owned by celebrities But they don’t understand it’s not about one man It’s in your blood and the dirt and the trees Chorus It’s the green belt hipocracy You can grow but you’re not free To sell your land to the development man And make a profit like the big companies How do you fight the foreign subsidies Cheap imports and government fees And the migrants who work on the farms aren’t they worth Us fighting to preserve our way of life. Chorus
7.
Corner Store 03:46
Corner Store by Martin Hopkins 1)(G)Got a quarter from my nana for passing grade six She pressed it in my palm so(D7) hard it would(G) stick (G)Don't spend this quarter all in one place If you lose it now it (D7)won't be(G) replaced 1)(G)Well I said no nana I'll put it in my bank I'll save it college or my (D7)mamas(G) birthday She looked at me and gave me a wink She I'm nobody's fool I not as(D7) old as you(G) think 2)Well I(C) rode to mikes house and I knocked on his door I said come(G) ** on let's go to the(D7) corner (G)store (C)Best friends share and they share alike We had(G)** monkey bars on our(D7) CCM(G) bikes 2)Checked my pocket for the quarter at least 10 times Mike said he had some pennies and at least 1 dime We cashed in some bottles we found in the ditch We strutted in the store like Ritchie Rich Chorus 2)Well the corner store is where we would go Sunshine rain or a foot of snow The owner knew us all by name He knew my daddy so I better behave 1)Mike went straight over to the comic rack Mr. Paris said buy it or put it back Superman, Archie or Mad magazine There's the latest Spider-Man that I haven't seen 2)Tahiti treat or a Mountain Dew vernors ginger ale va va va va boom Water so cold it froze your hand Better from a bottle than a thin tin can Chorus: 1)Candy galore they got so many 10 black balls for just one penny Green leafs strawberries and wax lips Popeye cigararettes and levers chips 2)A pack of pez and some lick a maids And buy my sister a candy necklace Baseball cards and a pack of thrills I'm gonna eat this candy till I get my fill Chorus 2)The corner store the corner store 25 cents got you so much more
8.
Main Streets Matter My grand daddy started sellin paint from an old push cart in 1928 On our main street he'd walk up and down and that business is still around My son and my daughter too Are living proof of what you can do And cities are made of brick and steel but towns are made of folks that are real Walmarts come and Walmarts stay And family businesses they just fade away You lose the heart and the soul of your town and faceless malls spring up all around and Main streets matter to the heart of town Main streets matter, I can hear that sound Of the old street car and the chapel bells The high pitched voice of the newsboy yelling Main streets matter The toy store with the train in the window The hardware store with the old tin ceilings Drug store they're all dressed in white With a lunch counter in back where you can still get a bite They didn't sell groceries, they didn't sell clothes If you were sick that's where you would go Now there's broken glass and empty stores Graffiti on the old Woolworth's walls Afraid to walk the streets at night And there's deals goin down in broad daylight There's Hookers hangin out in front of seedy bars Police just watch from their squad cars and Main streets matter to the heart of town Main streets matter, well I can hear that sound Of the old street car and the chapel bells The high pitched voice of the newsboy yelling Main Streets matter to the heart of town Main Streets matter, I can hear that sound Main streets matter to the heart of town
9.
Port Dalhousie Blues Oh Port Dalhousie, Port Dalhousie, Port Dalhousie Blues, And I'm stuck here in this lousy jail with da' lousy blues. Well I came to Shipman's corner in 1826 They threw me in this one room jail for drinkin I suspect In Port Dalhousie, Port Dalhousie, Port Dalhousie Blues, Well I'm stuck here in this lousy jail with da' lousy blues. I hail from Dundee Scotland and I worked the new canal They threw me in this one room jail for fightin in the town From 12 mile crick to Shipman's corners Slabtown Gravelly Bay they worked with picks and shovels and every night they'd play In Port Dalhousie, Port Dalhousie, Port Dalhousie Blues, I'm stuck here in this lousy jail with da' lousy blues. Well I come from Brock University on a city bus And I party in this one room jail and I'm drinkin to get pissed So if you're ever travellin through Port Dalhousie town Be careful where you're drinkin or this is where you're bound In Port Dalhousie, Port Dalhousie, Port Dalhousie Blues, I'm stuck here in this lousy jail with da' lousy blues. Oh Port Dalhousie, Port Dalhousie, Port Dalhousie Blues, I'm stuck here in this lousy jail with da' lousy blues. In Port Dalhousie, Port Dalhousie, Port Dalhousie Blues, I'm stuck here in this lousy jail with da' lousy blues. In Port Dalhousie, Port Dalhousie, Port Dalhousie Blues, Well I'm stuck here in this lousy jail with da' lousy blues.
10.
Angeline 04:16
Angeline. Martin Hopkins Intro (C)(F)(C)(G) I (F)cashed in my(G) pay down at (C)Kelsey's And I (F)stopped in to (G)have me one(C) beer The (F) waitress was (G)lookin mighty(Am) pretty And the (F)music was sweet to my (G)ears My boss man buys me another He says "hell you only live once" And the beer flowed like a river No worries under the sun I drank all that day and the next day And I crawled back home on my knees I begged Angeline for forgiveness And the kids they just stared at me. Chorus: My sweet (C)Angeline, my sweet (G)Angeline What did you ever(Am) do, what did you ever(G) do, To deserve someone like (C)me Intro chords then verse Angeline she doesn't say much But I can see the look in her eyes I swear things will be different But she's already heard all my lies Chorus:
11.
Squeegee Up 03:08
Squeegee Up. Martin Hopkins (G)Squeegee up Squeegee down Squeegee uptown squeegee down (C)Just a quarter clean your glass (G)You don’t like it you can kiss my Ask me(D7) nice and I’ll do it again for( G) you. Squeegee up squeegee down Squeegee Main Street all over town In my speedo there’s a need though When glass is dirty I’ll make it pretty Ask me nice and I’ll do it again for you Squeegee down Squeegee up Hardware store Boot Shop Water splashing People laughing White hair flyin no denying Ask me nice and I’ll do it again for you Squeegee hard squeegee soft Like an artist in a loft Scottish tam a gentle man Kids a passin smile flashing Ask me nice and I’ll do it again for you Squeegee now squeegee then All good things they must end Watch the cars they’re a passin There’s a bike and it’s a crashin Ask me nice and I’ll do it again for you
12.
POP BOTTLE ROLLY. Martin Hopkins [D]POP BOTTLE ROLLY [A]HAILED FROM THE STATES [G] HE CAME TO CANADA [D]IN 38 HE NEVER HAD A JOB[A] NEVER OWNED A CAR [G] HE SPENT HIS MONEY IN THE[D] LOCAL BARS CHORUS WITH A [G]ROLLY CIGARETTE DANGLIN[D] DOWN ON HIS CHIN [G]ROLLY SEARCHED FOR BOTTLES IN THE[D] GARBAGE BINS HE [G]CASHED THEM ALL IN FOR A[D] DOLLAR OR MORE [A]AND MAKE HIS WAY TO THE[G]LIQUOR [D]STORE ROLLY GOT HIS CLOTHES AT THE SALLY ANN HE SAID HE HAD A DAUGHTER DOWN IN WASHINGTON HE WAS GONNA GO BACK THERE A MILLIONAIRE BUT HE GOT TOO DRUNK AND HE GOT TOO SCARED ROLLY HAD A ROOM AT THE YORK HOTEL HE 'D ROLL HIS CIGARETTES AND DRINK HIS MUSCATEL WRITE LETTERS TO HIS DAUGHTER HE NEVER WOULD SEND AND SHOW AN OLD PHOTO OF HER TO HIS FRIENDS [CHORUS ONE VERSE LEAD] SEARCHIN DOWN THE HIGHWAY LATE ONE DAY HE NEVER HAD THE SENSE TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY THE UNCOMING CAR SAID HE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SEE THE OLD FELLOW CROSSIN OVER THE LINE ROLLY FINALLY MADE IT BACK TO THE STATES PACKED IN A TRAIN IN A FUNERAL CRATE HIS DAUGHTER CAME TO MEET HIM AT THE STATION YARD TO SEE HER LONG LOST DADDY BACK FROM AFAR CHORUS + WE AINT GONNA SEE POP BOTTLE ROLLY NO MORE 2
13.
The Lincoln 04:50
The Lincoln You could go to the Lincoln for a matinee For 25 cents you could stay all day Yeah you could howl at the Wolfman or scream at Frankenstein Yeah but you better get there early cause there was always a line And it had red velvet drapes and a balcony There was ushers every aisle to help you see And you could laugh with the Stooges or you could ride with Roy We liked the bad guys better cause we were the boys And we'd find some girls yeah to sit behind Pull their hair and swear it was the other guys And the girls giggled and the boys would yell And the ushers would come and shine their lights, and give us hell It had red velvet drapes and a balcony There were ushers every aisle to keep an eye on you and me And you could laugh with the Stooges or you could ride with Bond We liked the bad guys better yeah especially Odd Job Yeah well they closed it down in '74 And they moved it to the mall, built another 3 more Now it costs a fortune just to see one show And if you wait awhile you can get the video But it had red velvet drapes and a balcony There were ushers every aisle to keep an eye on you and me And you could laugh with the Stooges or you could ride with Roy We liked the bad guys better yeah, we were the boys You could go to the Lincoln for a matinee For 25 cents you could stay all day Yeah you could go to the Lincoln for a matinee Macintosh toffee it would last all day Yeah you could go to the Lincoln for a matinee For 25 cents you could dream all day

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Marty Hopkins St. Catharines, Ontario

Marty Hopkins is a Canadian based singer-songwriter who writes about what he knows. His songs range from humorous satire to social commentary. You will be entertained.

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